Garnering a Nobel Peace Prize in Four Easy Steps:

Step 1: Mix together some red and blue dye.  You’re left with purple, which represents the future and calming emotions. 

Step 2: Next, dye a white hat purple.

Step 3: At your local arts and crafts store, type out your lettering stencil.  Hit the “M” key. Type the letter “A.” Reach for the “G,” but accidentally tap the “R” key. Type the letter “A.”

Step 4: Affix the letters onto the front of the hat.  They will read: “MARA.” What is the meaning of this cryptic new acronym?

Make America a Republic Again!

Let’s mind our own business, stay out of the affairs of others, and may peace prevail on earth.

Happy Peace Day!

MARA!!!